The cliche is that, “Laughter is the best medicine.” Similar to exercise, it releases endorphins that relax us and make us feel better. There are many sources for a good laugh, I usually just have to look at myself. Here is just a smattering of humor to add to your health. As Charlie Chaplin said, “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
“That kind of so-called housekeeping where they have six Bibles and no cork-screw.” - Mark Twain
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” - Abraham Lincoln
“A word to the wise isn’t necessary; it's the stupid ones that need the advice.” - Bill Cosby
“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” - Albert Einstein
“Girl: Darling this is the happiest day of my life. Bob Hope: Then why spoil it with a wedding?”
“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” - Bob Hope
“As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.” - Socrates
“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.” - Socrates
“If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain
“There is a fine line between genius and insanity; I have erased this line.” - Oscar Levant
“Put all thine eggs in one basket and watch that basket”. - Mark Twain
“Meow means woof in cat.” - George Carlin
“Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.” - Bill Cosby
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth” - George Carlin
“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.” - Emily Dickinson
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” - Mae West
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” - George Carlin
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women” - Groucho Marx
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” - Groucho Marx
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” - Charles M. Schulz
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” - Groucho Marx
“What do I think of Western civilisation? I think it would be a very good idea.” - Mahatma Ghandi
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” - Robin Williams
“The weather forecast for tonight: dark.” - George Carlin
“Have you ever noticed how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal.” - Steven Wright
“I find television very educational. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” - Groucho Marx
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